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Matt – his new profile is his old profile… almost.

He’s still too busy to talk about himself and his hair is now two kilometres long. Still not sure what’s going on with that, but he seems to be able to pull it off.


He’s still an Excellent Edge Ambassador. Ask him what that means. It’s kind of a big deal.

This little piece from 50 Cent will give you some insight… maybe.

God gave me style; God gave me grace


God gave me style; God gave me grace

God put a smile on my face

Haha, God put this smile on my face

God made me shine like the sun; God make me shine like the sun

Sometimes I feel like I’m the one; Sometimes I feel like I’m the one

It ain’t my fault

Probably not the lyric he would have chosen… but we didn’t want to have to bleep out every second word. Not unexpected from a scissor-slinging, hairstyling genius from King Island? What Matt? You’re not from King Island?

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